The Labour Politician

[Guest john]

This politician was in town for the Party Conference, & the hotel he was staying at had several call girls also booked into this hotel. The politician noticed that a blonde, brunette, & redhead were gathered together talking to each other at the bar, so he went up to the blonde & asked her how much would it cost to spend some quality time with her & she repled $200.00.

 

He asked the same question to the brunette, & she said $100.00.

 

Next he asked the redhead the same question, & she replied , that if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my earnings, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in now, & keep things going from bad to worse like the price of petrol & the carbon tax we were not to have , keep me warmer than it is in my flat, & screw me the same way you have screwed the Pensioners, then its not going to cost you a bloody cent.