Double Diamond works wonders.

[planedriver]

An angry wife said to her husband on the phone:

 

“Where the hell are you?!!”

 

Husband:

 

“Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time, and said Baby it'll be yours one day?”

 

Wife, with a smile blushing:

 

“Yeah I remember that, my Love.”

 

Husband:

 

“I'm in the Pub next to that shop.”

 

 

[nomadpete]

What a Brave man !! or just foolish......