When I am gone, sell all my stuff

[kgwilson]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

 

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

 

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

 

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other wanker using my stuff."

 

 

 

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another wanker?"

 

 

[Riley]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

 

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

 

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other wanker using my stuff."

 

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another wanker?"

Top marks for that one KG

 

 

[farri]

Got it? You idiot!!!