The Indian Cab Driver

[kgwilson]

If you have ever hired a cab with an Indian driver you will probably relate to this well.

 

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank.

 

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made

 

no attempt to start the Cab.

 

"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

 

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".

 

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

 

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."

 

 

[Owi]

Good 'un mate. Clever fella.