Employment after retirement.

[farri]

My 1 day of employment ,

 

 

So after landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

 

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

 

 

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings.

 

Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.

 

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

 

 

 

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice.. .

 

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

 

 

 

 

 

 

[facthunter]

Could happen.

 

That's why beer was invented. Nev

 

 

[dazza 38]

Thats was SO funny.(probably true as well)

 

 

[Tomo]

difference

 

Reminds me of the saying...

 

"What is one mans junk is another mans treasure"

 

 

[dazza 38]

Reminds me of the saying..."What is one mans junk is another mans treasure"

Classic Tomo:laugh:

 

 

[Gibbo]

It was proberly the beer that caused the issue in the first place.. lol

 

mmm Turbo did you get a job at Bunnings in Cranbourne...