Turpentine vs. Holy Water

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Turpentine vs. Holy Water

 

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine..

 

He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

 

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

 

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;

 

it's called Turpentine.'

 

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.

 

If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

 

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll beat a Lightning down the runway