Letter to helpline

[planedriver]

Hey Mate,

 

I really need your advice for a serious problem.

 

I have suspected or some time now that the missus has been cheating on me.

 

The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the

 

girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes

 

home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight

 

hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out of

 

someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out

 

of her purse and slipped them on .It was at that moment crouched

 

behind the boat I noticed...a hairline crack in the outboard mounting

 

bracket...Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it? :confused:

 

 

[Owi]

Haha. But mate, this is an aviation forum - you should've modified it to "crouched behind the plane... ...noticed a crack in the wheel spat..." or something. Good one all the same.