Little boy

[planedriver]

A little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.

 

But about every half a minute or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet

 

seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

 

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in there for ages".

 

Billy says: "i'm fine, mummy... I just haven't done it yet. "

 

mother says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes.

 

But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

 

Billy says: "it seems to work for tomato sauce!"