The Interstate Truckie

[planedriver]

An interstate truckie who had been out on the road for three weeks, ends his day by dropping into a house of ill-repute on the outskirts of Kalgoorlie.

 

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!"

 

The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies for the night and a lovely three-course meal.

 

The truckie replies, " Look Luv, i'm tired, just feeling a trifle frisky . . . . ... but i'm getting bloody homesick".

 

 

[storchy neil]

planedriver didnt think you would remember my indecreation:laugh: neil

 

 

[planedriver]

planedriver didnt think you would remember my indecreation:laugh: neil

Don't worry Neil, I'm very discreet.

 

Alan