Product Warnings 1

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PRODUCT WARNINGS 1

 

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:

 

Liquid Plummer

 

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

 

Windex

 

Do not spray in eyes.

 

Bowl Fresh

 

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

 

Toilet Plunger

 

Caution: Do not use near power lines.

 

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

 

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

 

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

 

Safe to use around pets.

 

Endust Duster

 

This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

 

Baby Oil

 

Keep out of reach of children

 

Little Ones Baby Lotion

 

Keep away from children

 

Hair Coloring

 

Do not use as an ice cream topping.

 

Wet-Nap

 

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

 

Dial Soap

 

Directions: Use like regular soap.

 

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

 

May contain foam.

 

Beach Ball

 

CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

 

Chainsaw

 

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

 

Sears hairdryer:

 

Do not use while sleeping.

 

Bag of Fritos:

 

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Bar of Dial soap:

 

Directions: Use like regular soap.

 

Swann frozen dinners:

 

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

 

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:

 

Fits one head.

 

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

 

Do not turn upside down.