poor old cow

[Guest ozzie]

Anna Bligh was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Anna, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

 

'You get out and check - you were driving.'

 

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

 

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Anna.

 

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

 

'My God, what happened to you?' asks Anna.

 

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

 

'What on earth did you say?' asks Anna.

 

'I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Anna Bligh’s chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'