A bit deef she is

[Guest ozzie]

"Doctor. I think my wife is getting hard of hearing"

 

"I'll have my nurse make an appointment for her. B,ut in the meantime here is a little test, simple and informal to give us an idea how bad the condition is. Here's what you do. Start off about 40ft away from her and in normal conversational speaking tone, say something and see if she hears you. If not go to 30 feet, then 20 feet and so on, until you get a response"

 

That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner and he was in the living room. In a normal tone , he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response

 

So he goes to the other end of the room and repeats, "Honey what's for dinner?" still no response, so he moves to the next room and asks again " Honey whats for dinner?" still no response. So he walks up to the kitchen door and asks again "Honey. whats for dinner?" Nothing. So he walks right up behind her "Honey, whats for dinner?"

 

"HARRY, FOR THE FIFTH BLOODY TIME I SAID CHICKEN!"

 

 

[Chucky]

:clap:I'll pay that one