Mad Cows

[winsor68]

Two cows are standing in a field...

 

One cow says to the other "I'm not scared of mad Cow disease!"

 

Other cow asks "Why not?"

 

First cow replies...."Because I'm a helicopter...":big_grin:

 

 

[Seal]

Other cow replies: "Pull the udder one, you'll never get of the ground, no matter how hard you flap em your ears just aren't big enough.