i like blondes but this is a rippa.

[Guest roadk99]

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,looking up.

 

 

 

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

 

 

 

Paddy replies, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a bloody ladder.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag,

 

 

 

 

 



loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

 

 

 

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches...

 

 

 

Then, she walked away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a woman and a blonde at that! We need the height and she gives us the bloody length!'