Chucky Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. After 30 minutes, the Jewish captain mutters, "I don't like Chinese." The first officer replies, "You no rike Chinese? Why dat?" "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." "No, no, Japanese bomb Peahl Hahbah, not Chinese." "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, it doesn't matter. They're all alike." Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the first officer says, "No rike Jews." "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All arike."
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