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BLACK TESTICLES

 

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen

 

mask over

 

his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a

 

partial

 

sponge bath.

 

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

 

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only

 

here to wash your upper body and feet.'

 

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles

 

black?'

 

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate

 

from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back

 

the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles

 

in the other.

 

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with

 

them, Sir!'

 

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

 

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very

 

closely......

 

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