The Jaguar Dealer

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A middle aged lady walks into a Jaguar dealership looking for a new car. She was climbing in and out of the new Jags when she accidentently let one rip. "XXXX she thought I hope the salesman didn't notice that. The young upstart salesman walks over and she said "how much for this one" He replied "Lady if you farted just sitting in it you are going to XXXX yourself when you here the price"