Market Crash

[Chucky]

Following the problems in the financial markets around the US and Europe, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

 

In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded.

 

Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

 

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

 

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

 

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Very clever.

[Seal]

What's the difference between a merchant banker and pigeon?

 

The pigeon can still put a deposit on a Porsche!