Cheaper than Silicon

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Fresh from my shower, A lady stands in front of the mirror

 

 

 

 

 



complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

 

 

 

 

 



Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he

 

 

 

 

 



uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want

 

 

 

 

 



your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

 

 

 

 

 



paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

 

 

 

 

 



Willing to try anything, She fetches a piece of toilet paper and

 

 

 

 

 



stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

 

 

 

 

 



' How long will this take?' she asked.

 

 

 

 

 



' They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband

 

 

 

 

 



replies.

 

 

 

 

 



She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet

 

 

 

 

 



paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger

 

 

 

 

 



over the years?'

 

 

 

 

 



Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your XXXX, didn't

 

 

 

 

 



it?'