Bar jokes

[w3stie]

A neutron walk into a bar and orders a beer. "How much do I owe you?" he asks. The bartender says, for you, no charge.

 

 

[Rich]

A termite goes into a pub and asks the attendant

 

Is the bartender here? ;)

 

 

[Jabiru Phil]

A Mexican, an Irishman, an African, a kilted Scotsman, a priest, two lesbians, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The landlord looks up and says, "What the hell is this? Some kind of joke?"