Hymn #365

[Nev25]

Hymn #365

 

 

 

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

 

 

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

 

 

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

 

 

 

Sermon complete, he sat down.

 

 

 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'