Pulling a sickie. . .

[Phil Perry]

Ying Chao rings up to pull a sicky.

 

“Hey Boss! I feel like crap ! I not come work today!”

 

Boss: “Ying Chao! We busy as feck! We need you ass in here now! Tell you what! When I sick, I go to wife. Tell her give me sex. Then I feeling much OK.”

 

An hour passes. The phone rings in the Boss’s office.

 

“Hey Boss! It’s Ying Chao. I took advice! Feel great now ! I come back work now !

 

[Pause]

 

Hey Boss! You got nice house!”