There is a difference

[Gnarly Gnu]

Read this in a news article comments section (the good part of any news article):

 

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

 

The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”

 

The customer says, “Female”

 

The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”

 

The customer says, “White”

 

The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”

 

The customer says, “What on earth does religion have to do with it?”

 

The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”

 

 

[PA.]

Several mothers sitting in a cafe in Damascus having a morning coffee and chatting about their kids when one says, "The problem with the children these days is they blow up so young."

 

 

[Gnarly Gnu]

There is a few of these lines about, although to be fair credit should be given to Hindus for inventing the female suicide bomber.

 

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