Divorce Italian Style

[Guest john]

A man & his wife were getting a divorce at the local Italian Court, but the custody of the children posed a problem for the Judge.

 

The mother jumped to her feet & told his Honour that she protested that since the children were brought into the world by her, then she should retain full custody of the children, however the husband also wanted to retain custody of the children.

 

Therefore the Judge asked the husband for his side of the story as to why he should be given custody of the children.

 

After a long pause of silence, the husband arose from his chair & addressed the Judge & Court as follows:

 

"Your Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine & a coke comes out, does the coke belong to me or the vending machine?"

 

DON'T LAUGH, BECAUSE HE WON.