Flight Attendant

[Nev25]

A "straight" flight attendant went to the Doctor

 

with a medical condition. The Doctor gave him

 

some tablets but told him not to eat anything by

 

mouth for one week. In fact, any food had to be

 

inserted up his back passage.

 

The Doctor said the tablets may have a side effect

 

and cause the patient to appear gay. In that case

 

he should return to the Doctor quickly.

 

Everything went well and the patient went back

 

after two weeks. However he had the traditional

 

appearance of a gay person with the hips

 

swaggering and other gay actions.

 

The Doctor said, "I thought I told you to come back

 

quickly if you showed signs of becoming gay".

 

The flight attendant replied, "I am not gay.

 

I am just having problems eating this Mintie".