My point exactly...

[Marty_d]

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.

 

The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, "I've never

 

felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

 

What do you think about that?"

 

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.

 

"I have an 85 year old friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy

 

hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he

 

was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead

 

of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside

 

the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.

 

Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you

 

think of that?"

 

The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into that

 

beaver."

 

The doctor replied . . "My point exactly."