Virgin Blue safety talk

[slartibartfast]

On a recent VB flight, the head FA was giving the safety talk and got to the bit about smoking.

 

She said, "Smoking is prohibited anywhere in this aircraft, and there are smoke detectors in the toilets. If you are caught smoking you will be asked to step out onto the wing and think about what you have done."

 

Cracked us up. It's nice when they don't take it all too seriously.

 

 

[Bigglesworth]

My plane will have a smoking section: on the right wing.

 

Complaints department on the left wing.

 

 

[Ben Longden]

An FA with a sense of humour will always make or break a flight - just like the captains comments..

 

Ben