Ladies Talking in Heaven

[Guest thrasher]

Ladies talking in Heaven...........

 

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

 

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

 

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

 

2nd woman: How Horrible!

 

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

 

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

 

1st woman: So, what happened?

 

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere

 

that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

 

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

 

 

[Bigglesworth]

This is shortened from the longer version:

 

3 blokes,

 

First one says he came home looking for his wife's lover, couldn't find him until he looks over the balcony and sees a bloke putting his clothes on behind a shrub. The husband gets mad and throws the fridge at him and has heart attack.

 

2nd bloke was a plumber changing into overalls when this fridge fell on him,

 

3rd bloke was having an affair and hid in the fridge.