Text Messaging . . .

[Phil Perry]

A man sends a text to his next door neighbour: . . .

 

"Bob, I am Really, Really Sorry.

 

I've been riddled with guilt for weeks and I have to confess.

 

I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.

 

I know it's no excuse, but I can't get it at home.

 

I can't live with the guilt any longer.

 

I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology.

 

It won't happen again, I promise."

 

The recipient, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his wife from the bedroom,

 

gives her a slapping around, and without a word, tosses the bruised woman out onto the street!

 

Ten minutes late he gets a second text.

 

"I apologize again Bob. . ., I really ought to use my spell checker !

 

that should have read " W i f i "

 

 

 

Sorry!"