Professional Instructions

[Guest john]

Jim goes to the golf pro at his club for some expert advice & asks: "What should I do about the correct way to hold the golf club"? "Hold the golf club gently" the pro replied, just like you'd hold onto your wifes breasts whilst performing horizontal exercises". Accepting this advice, Jim tees off & hits the golf ball straight up the fairway for about 300 metres.

 

Jim was ecstatic & went home to tell his lovely wife the expert advice he had received from the golf pro which proved 100%. The good wife couldn't wait for her lesson from the pro golfer at the club.

 

The next day when the wife went for her lesson, the pro instructor watched her swing the club & said "No, No No your gripping the club way too hard: "What then can I do". The Instructor said: " Hold the club gently, just the same way you'd hold onto you husbands penxs". The wife then took a swing with the club & the ball skipped about 5 metres. The pro instructor said: "Thats a lot better then I expected, now take the golf club out of your mouth & hold it in your hands".