Older Folk 6

[Guest thrasher]

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:

 

"So I hear you're getting married?"

 

"Yep!"

 

"Do I know her?"

 

"Nope!"

 

"This woman, is she good looking?"

 

"Not really."

 

"Is she a good cook?"

 

"Naw, she can't cook too well."

 

"Does she have lots of money?"

 

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

 

"Well, then, is she good in bed?"

 

"I don't know."

 

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

 

"Because she can still drive!"