Chimney Swept ?

[Phil Perry]

A Texan redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was

 

Close to giving Birth.

 

Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him,

 

“Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets,

 

Five healthy baby boys."

 

The redneck said,

 

 

 

"I'm not surprised nurse, between you and me,. . .

 

my manhood is the size of a factory chimney. "

 

The nurse replied,

 

" Well, . . . you might consider getting it Swept then. . .

 

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They’re all black."

 

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