Great new health Programme

[nomadpete]

Exciting new HealthCare Programme:

 

You're a sick senior citizen and the

 

government says they are going to sell

 

your house to pay for your nursing care.

 

So what do you do?

 

 

 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older

 

a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to

 

shoot four Politicians.

 

 

 

Of course, this means you will be sent

 

to prison..... where you will get three meals

 

a day, a roof over your head, free television,central heating,

 

air conditioning and all the health care

 

you need!

 

Need new teeth? No problem.

 

Need glasses? That’s great.

 

Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?

 

They’re all covered.

 

As an added bonus, your kids can come

 

and visit you as often as they do now.

 

 

 

And who will be paying for all of this?

 

It’s the same government that just told

 

you that they cannot afford to pay for

 

your nursing care.

 

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians

 

while you are at it.

 

Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't

 

have to pay income tax.