The Wifes new panties

[Butch]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to

 

spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short

 

skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine.

 

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband asks,

 

"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

 

 

 

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

 

 

 

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."He never saw the glass coming