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[bexrbetter]

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

 

I dreamt last night of being chased by squirrels and monkeys, I think I'm nuts.

 

"Abbreviation" - it's a long word isn't it.

 

I'm a closet claustrophobic.

 

I've been scared half to death 3 times now.

 

I go to a self-help group about my dependency on others.

 

Consider if there were no hypothetical situations.

 

I pronounce "monosyllabic" as "mon".

 

I bought a TV set the other day but only one arrived.

 

My pig has laryngitis, he's very disgruntled.

 

Closing my computer, now where is that start button .......