Directions to Heaven

[Guest john]

A small boy was waiting for his Mum to come out from the Grocery Store in this small town. Whilst waiting he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you please tell me where the Post Office is?"

 

The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks, turn right & you will see the Post Office".

 

The Man thanked the boy & said to him , "I'm the new Pastor in town, I'd like for you to come to Church on Sunday & I'll show you the way to Heaven".

 

The little boy chuckled & replied"You're bullshixxing me because you don't even know the way to the blxxdy Post Office".