A Warm Fuzzy Feeling

[Riley]

Home Safe At Last

 

I've torn out my residential alarm system, shot my Rottweiller and de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch. Also I've got two Taliban flags raised in each corner of my front garden and the black flag of ISIS in the middle.

 

The local police, ASIO, ASIS and all other intelligence agencies are watching my house 24/7.

 

I've never felt safer or more secure!