Scottish hospitality

[Old Koreelah]

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Scottish Highland burn.

 

The gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink thon water, mun, it's foo o' coo's shite 'n' pish."

 

The man replies, "My good fellow, I'm English.. Repeat that in English."

 

The gamekeeper replies, "I said use both hands – you get more that way."

 

...http://m.smh.com.au/comment/by/Peter-FitzSimons