Old men can think fast

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An elderly Darwin man had owned a large farm for several years. He had

 

a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he

 

fixed it up nice - picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and

 

peach trees.

 

 

 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't

 

been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon

 

bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard

 

voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it

 

was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

 

 

 

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

 

 

 

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

 

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim

 

naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

 

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."

 

 

 

Some old men can still think fast

 

 

 

David