My Girlfriend . . . .

[Phil Perry]

I had a right "Ding Dong" of an argument with the Girlfriend the other night. . . . .she said " You never say I look beautiful any more, and you are SO TIGHT WITH MONEY. . ". - I said " No I'm not . . . " she said "Oh yes you are,. . . ." I said, NOW LISTEN, when I picked you up in that taxi on our first date,.you were so Beautiful. . . . that I could hardly keep my eyes on the meter. . . . . .