The Bartender

[Rotorwork]

A man walked into a pub,

 

went to the bar and ordered a beer.

 

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

 

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

 

He glanced at the menu and asked:

 

'How much for a nice juicy steak

 

and a bottle of wine?'

 

'A nickel,' the bartender replied.

 

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.

 

'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

 

The bartender replied:

 

'Upstairs, with my wife.'

 

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs

 

with your wife?'

 

The bartender replied:

 

'The same thing I'm doing

 

to his business down here.'