The Pope has Spoken

[Guest john]

The Parish Priest gathered all his parishioners into the village hall to hear the latest decree from his Holiness the Pope which stated the following: "The men must not use condoms & women must not use the pill when engaged in sexual intercourse".

 

An attractive blonde stood up at the rear of the hall & yelled out : "If you don't play the game, you don't make the rules".