Magical Powers of Alcohol

[Guest john]

Bill walks into the cocktail bar at this luxurious hotel & spots a beautiful blonde sitting on her own at a table.

 

He went to where the blonde was sitting simply to create discussion with her as he thought she was lonely sitting on her own.

 

Bill said to the blonde: "May I buy you a cocktail". The blonde replied: "No thankyou, alcohol is bad for my legs".

 

Bill responded by telling the blonde" I'm sorry to hear that, Do your legs swell for consuming alcohol?'

 

The blonde said: "No, they spread".