Jetstar

[Scotty 1]

A man is alone in an airport lounge bar and a beautiful woman walks in and

 

sits down next to him.

 

He thinks, because of her appearance, she's probably an off-duty flight

 

attendant.

 

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she

 

flies for, thereby impressing her greatly!

 

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

 

'To Fly. To Serve'?

 

The woman looks at him blankly.

 

He sits back and thinks up another line.

 

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto

 

'Winning the hearts of the world'?

 

Again, she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

 

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:

 

'Going beyond expectations'?

 

The woman looks at him sternly and says

 

‘What the f*#K do you want?'

 

'Aha!' he says, "Jetstar".