Miraculous Faith Healing

[Guest john]

One Sunday morning before the church service was to begin, a man on crutches came into the church early & stopped in front of the alter which contained holy water. He splashed some holy water on both his crippled legs, & expecting a miracle he threw away his crutches in good faith.

 

An altar boy who was preparing the communion table witnessed this incident & rushed into the rectory to tell the Priest what he had just observed.

 

The Priest anxiously said to the altar boy, "Son, you've been fortunate enough to witness a miracle, tell me where is this man?.

 

The altar boy replied to the Priest as follows: "He is flat on his ass Father over by the altar & holy water".