life's a juggle

[bexrbetter]

Policeman motions for 2 cars to pull over into the breathalyser lane/test area.

 

Copper asks the first guy had he been drinking and he replies that he hadn't. The Cop notices some odd stuff in the car like tennis balls, knives and a chainsaw and asks the driver the reason. The driver replies he is a Circus Juggler on the way home from a show. The Cop is very excited, "I love jugglers, would you mind showing me just a little please?" "Sure" comes the reply and the driver gets out the car for a moment and proceeds to juggle 3 balls, a knife and the chainsaw. The Cop is really happy and says many thanks and sends him on his way.

 

The next car rolls forward and the driver immediately says to the Cop; "Ok, ok, I've had a couple and you may as well arrest me now 'cause there's no bloody way in hell I can pass your sobriety test!".