More one-liners

[Phil Perry]

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. . .

 

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I have Kleptomania. . .but when it gets too bad, I take something for it.

 

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Heaven is Where:

 

The Police are British,

 

The Chefs are Italian,

 

The Mechanics are German,

 

The Lovers are French,

 

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It's all organized by the Swiss.

 

Hell is Where:

 

The Police are German,

 

The Chefs are British,

 

The Mechanics are French,

 

The Lovers are Swiss,

 

and

 

It's all organized by the Italians

 

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Did you hear the one about the Suicidal Identical twin who killed her sister by mistake ? ?

 

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