An aviation lawyer gets to heaven...!

[Marty_d]

A lawyer, who specialised in suing pilots, dies and by some error in handling ends up going to heaven.

 

He`s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who says, 'Sorry, but we don`t accept aviation lawyers into

 

Heaven.'

 

‘Why not?'

 

'Well, we just don`t.'

 

The lawyer complains and carries on until St. Peter gets fed up.

 

'Well', says St. Peter, 'have you ever done anything good in your life?'

 

'Ummm..', the lawyer replies, 'Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s charity so I gave her ten dollars. Last week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society and a couple of weeks

 

ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten dollars also.'

 

'Alrighty then', says St. Peter, 'wait here and I'll have a quick word with God.'

 

Five minutes later St. Peter returns to the lawyer.

 

'Listen, I`ve spoken with God and he agrees with me, here`s your 30 dollars back ......

 

now f*** off!'