Tommy Cooper specials. . . . .

[Phil Perry]

I said to my Doctor. . . . . " I broke my leg in three places. . . . . " he said. . . "

 

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"Stay away from these places"

 

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I said to my Doctor. . . . . ." It really hurts when I do this with my left arm. . . . ." the doctor said. . . ." Well,. . . Don't do it. . ."

 

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An Englishman went into a Sydney medical centre with a large parrot on his left shoulder . . . . . .

 

The doctor said. . . . ." Where did you get that ? ". . . . . . . .

 

The parrot said. . . . . . "In Perth mate, . . . . . the bloody place is full of em ". . . . .

 

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