Emotions

[Guest thrasher]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

 

:) means a smile and:( is a frown.Well, how about some "A***ICONS?"

 

Here goes:

 

(_!_) a regular A***

 

(__!__) a fat A***

 

(!) a tight A***

 

(_*_) a sore A***

 

{_!_} a swishy A***

 

(_o_) an A*** that's been around

 

(_x_) kiss my A***

 

(_X_) leave my A*** alone

 

(_zzz_) a tired A***

 

(_E=mc2_) a smart A***

 

(_$_) Money coming out of his A***

 

(_?_) Dumb A***

 

You have just been e-mooned!